EPISODE 31: Bumper Sticker Beliefs

We decided to move from the normal show format to have some fun with bumper stickers and other things. We found some bumper stickers and had an interesting time discussing them. In addition, we decided to point the truth in humor for the Top Ten Democrat Beliefs.

Beyond those two topics, I had to bring up the So-Called Accomodation Laws that have been passed in Colorado, Iowa, Maryland and Florida. These laws allow 'trans-gender' people access to bathrooms of their elected gender rather than their genetic one.

I also made mention of a new conservative podcast being hosted on Second Life by the Republican Party of Second Life called the Conservative Matters Blog with Ron Skytower. They're just getting things started but give them a listen when you get a chance!

Click Here to download tonight's show. I'm putting the notes in an extended entry because of the vulgarity of some of the bumper stickers.

First, the bumper stickers. Understand that the premise was to answer the following questions:

1. The owner's gender.
2. The owner's occupation or income level.
3. The type of car the vehicle might be seen on.
4. Something you would say to the owner if you met in POLITE company.

Here we go, in the order mentioned on the show:

• Frodo has Failed... Bush has the Ring
• Volde * Mart... Evil has Lower Prices
• "Coexist" (written using different religious symbols)
• Homosexuality stops abortion
• The blood of New Orleans is on Republican Hands
• The one on the car pictured here
• The Germans Supported their troops too
• I justify my beliefs on political bumper stickers

Once we got over the bumper stickers, we had to go over the Top Ten Democrat Beliefs:

1. I believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
2. I believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese Communists.
3. I believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
4. I am against capital punishment of known murderers, but in favor of abortion-on-demand of unborn innocents.
5. I believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
6. I believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
7. I believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
8. I believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
9. I believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes and Christmas Carols at Christmas should be illegal.
10. I believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

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